Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts: Wifey’s Dangerous Jalapeno Peppers

My wife is one of those rare and truly blessed people who is a 5’3″, 125-130 (max) package who NEVER gains an ounce of weight. She can go in and cook a 5-course meal at 11:30 p.m. (I HATE when she does this!), eat it while giving me a smirky smile, and never gain a lingering pound.

Random Thoughts: “Things I DON’T Need!”

Making sales in various industries and, particularly the ones of the commission-only variety, have obviously become so difficult in the current economy that in the course of a single week, I was approached by the following types of sales persons at my front door who wanted to sell me:

Random Thoughts: “This & That” (a truly sad, but sadly, a true story)

When I was growing up in East Texas and attending a certain church, the church would, on occasion, have 3:00 p.m. services, whereby, there was a preacher shouting in the pulpit while simultaneously drinking iced water, the choir was singing at the top of its collective lung, and all us kids wanted was for it to be over quickly so we could get in the church’s kitchen and get some of that WONDERFUL greasy fried chicken.

Random Thoughts: A New Way Of Looking At Things….

By Dr. Kenneth Love   An Analysis Of Several Societal Idiosyncrasies: 1. Whenever someone ‘shoots me the bird’, gives me the middle finger, or grants me any unrequested display of a similar symbol in representation of their sudden discontent with…