When I was eight years old, I attended my Cub Scout Halloween meeting dressed as a Brownie, wearing my sister’s Girl Scout uniform. They had a talent contest, so I told this joke:
Adam and Eve got kicked out of the Garden of Eden, so he had to work the fields growing food.
Eventually, Adam worked longer and longer into the night.
When Adam stayed out very late, Eve became upset and demanded to know if he was running around with another woman.
“Another woman!? Another woman!?,” Adam said. “You think there’s another woman? Count my ribs!”
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